Mr Haole

Hello and welcome to Mr. Haole’s stand up comedy and everything is funny website.

My name is Mr. Haole and I will be your guide to navigating this funny little spot on the web.  I am a new stand up comedian.  By new I mean that I have not been paid for being funny yet, I do get in for free, but I buy my own drinks, which kind of offsets the whole “be a comedian get rich quick” scheme I had originally planned on.   I was told that I would get to order for free while on stage, I asked the bartender for a double macaroni with cheese and to keep ‘em coming.. I don’t think that was what they meant though as I only got a beer. (and I had to pay for it) but I am getting off track. 

On this website you will find links to things that I think are important or entertaining, links to fellow comedians, events happening in Hawaii and all kinds of fun stuff.

I live in the Makiki area of Honolulu on the Southern side of the Island of Oahu in the Hawaiian Islands chain in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. (if you are a mainlander that means I live in Hawaii).  Descriptions are always best when they are way over done. : )

A Little About Me:
I have a girlfriend (no seriously, I really do) and a dog.

I enjoy humor about religion, politics, social problems, local events, news and current affairs in my life.  I find humor in many things and have always enjoyed sharing my thoughts and ideas with others… whether they like it or not.